Yo Momma Jokes

I got this from Reader's Digest. Thought you might like it. XP

1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver's license has her real weight on it.-- LeeAnn

2. Yo momma is so friendly she waves back at the "Don't Walk" sign.-- Grillthom

3. Yo momma is so responsible she even feeds the dust bunnies.-- Mary Kaess

4. Yo momma is so funny, she makes milk come out of a cows nose.-- James Willard

5. Yo momma, is so diligent, she studied for her pregnancy test.-- Howard and Tina

6. Yo momma is so honest, she stole a car and kept up the payments.-- Daisy Wilson

7. Yo momma is so slim she can Hula-Hoop in a Cheerio.-- Iris Finkelman

8. Yo momma is so proper, she slapped her laundry for smelling too fresh.-- Krazymike

9. Yo momma is so pretty, yo daddy still wants her phone number.-- Jo Lynn Delgado

10. Yo momma is so polite, she would apologize to the floor if she fell.-- Joe Lassegard

Funny Story about Food and Hair

Cha Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

(NOTE TO READERS UNFAMILIAR WITH THE TERMS ABOVE:
Cha Siew Pau is the name for a Cantonese delicacy. It's a steamed rice flour bun with honey roasted pork filling
Maggi Mee is a type of instant wavy noodles, popular in Malaysia and Singapore.
End of tutorial. Class dismissed. XD)

One day, cha siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight. Maggi mee beat cha siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.

Cha Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell the pau family;-
Kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, etc.

Together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way. they met Spaghetti. All the paus ran to Spaghetti and BEAT Spaghetti up!
Poor Spaghetti couldn't get a word egdewise. Finally, Spaghetti screamed, 'what did I do? I don't even know you all!!!!'

Cha siew pau replied...

'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after your REBONDING treatment!!'

the House Slave

Nope.. it's not the supplementary book from Harry Potter series in regard to Dobby and the what nots. It's also not the title of a b-grade horror movie. Or an indie movie, thank you very much.

I resigned from my job in mid march after much nagging from my "muzzer". (Partly also because almost half of my pay was in gas from travelling to and fro, and also for "parent support". Geez...what's the point when you're earning to feed the economy and not yourself???!)

So now I'm the official house slave.
I clean, wash, cook and do groceries. I'm also my mom's personal masseuse.
Not that i'm complaining. I get to read, listen to music and go shopping after hours, unlike my way unruly sched. when doing retail. My only gripe is that the working hours are REALLY long.

*SIGH*