Yo Momma Jokes

I got this from Reader's Digest. Thought you might like it. XP

1. Yo momma is so honest, her driver's license has her real weight on it.-- LeeAnn

2. Yo momma is so friendly she waves back at the "Don't Walk" sign.-- Grillthom

3. Yo momma is so responsible she even feeds the dust bunnies.-- Mary Kaess

4. Yo momma is so funny, she makes milk come out of a cows nose.-- James Willard

5. Yo momma, is so diligent, she studied for her pregnancy test.-- Howard and Tina

6. Yo momma is so honest, she stole a car and kept up the payments.-- Daisy Wilson

7. Yo momma is so slim she can Hula-Hoop in a Cheerio.-- Iris Finkelman

8. Yo momma is so proper, she slapped her laundry for smelling too fresh.-- Krazymike

9. Yo momma is so pretty, yo daddy still wants her phone number.-- Jo Lynn Delgado

10. Yo momma is so polite, she would apologize to the floor if she fell.-- Joe Lassegard