Monday, December 1, 2008

Getting to know a woman: the Quote Bank

"You don't know a women till you've met her in court." -Norman Mailer

"In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman." -Margaret Thatcher

"Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both." -Samuel Butler

"I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine." -Mel Gibson

"I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against." -David Niven (The Moon is Blue, 1953)

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money." -Edgar Watson Howe

"From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money." -Sophie Tucker

"When women go wrong, men go right after them." -Mae West

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." -Oliver Herford

"Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?" -Benny Hill

"A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty." -Rudyard Kipling

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects." -Les Dawson

"Man has will, but woman has her way." -Oliver Wendell Holmes

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." -Aristotle Onassis

"A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off." -Robert Paul

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