Marriage and men

Stuff men should be aware of before they get married and STAY aware of...

from: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-191516-989687

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make. 

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home 

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face 

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest. 

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge. 

- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle. 

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make. 

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him. 

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence. 

- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet. 

and lastly............ 

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from gettting a better husband that the one she married!