It’s two friggin’ a.m. over here and I’m finally out of the john. Which would mean that I have been in the loo for a record of two and a half hours. It just so amazing, what your body is willing to punish you for not eating enough roughage. Which might explain why the world has a rich collection of sadists. (Hannibal Lecter, anyone?)
Honestly, who would want to volunteer for such an enterprise? It was not to my amusement as I figured out within the cramped four walls of why, we English speaking sapiens, call people we dislike as “pain in the ass/butt/derriere” etc. I can assure you, that by the end of the first half hour, you would be pondering upon the question of “ am I in the Inquisition?” and “ If I am, would I rather be burned at the stake, beheaded by a guillotine, or having my own guts torturing the living daylights out of me?”. What more when the torturing session lasts four times longer. *oh, JOY.....*
If you don’t believe me, abstain from any veggies/fruit or pop two iron pills. What will ensure would prove to be a taste of pure hell on earth.
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